The Topless
Boxer Saga
Here are two boxing movies I wrote in the tradition of
Unleashed/Rocky/Redbelt. Enjoy.
Ellen Page:
Topless Boxer: The Movie
The story is Ellen Page plays Ellen Van Den Kirkoff, an Aruba native who was
born into poverty and recruited into topless boxing by Mr. Haas (played by Eric
Roberts), a cruel millionaire underworld boss. Ellen fights topless for the
amusement of locals and lives in a little cage like Jet Li did in Unleashed
where she gets food and water and a very small amount of the profits, which she
stashes in a piggy bank. She eventually saves up enough for a shirt and can
then go out and wander the streets and at first has trouble with social
interaction but eventually learns to function and becomes leaves the topless
boxing compound and quits that life to become a dishwasher at a restaruant.
At a bar one night she meets Alan (played by Matthew Goode) a social activist
from England in Aruba with a group of militant hippies to protest the global
apathy to the degrading sport of Dutch Tropic Topless Boxing. She doesn't tell
him about her past as a topless boxer and they quickly form a romance. He finds
it odd that she always wears the same shirt, but doesn't really press her on
it. He ask her to return to England with him when he leaves and she agrees, but
Mr. Haas catches wind and abducts her, ripping her one shirt to shreds and
saying the only way she'll get another shirt and win her freedom is to
participate in the big topless boxing tournament against another boxer played
by Michael Clarke Duncan.
Ellen sneaks back to town and tells Alan about her situation and he gets
furious at her for lying to him about her past. So she goes back to the
compound all crestfallen and begins a topless training montage leading into the
big fight where Alan actually shows up to root for her.
Obviously she beats Michael Clarke Duncan in an absurd fight sequence and Mr.
Haas refuses to let her go and we get Ellen having to fight him and then fight
her way out of the topless boxing compound. Ellen waits for Alan while he goes
up to his hotel room to pack so they can make a quick getaway. Then Alan's
social activist buddies who were all there to protest the degrading boxing
tournament think he's a traitor and are waiting for him in his hotel room and
kill him. Ellen goes up to check on him and he tells her who killed him with
his final breath. The last scene will be Ellen coming up to the guy who sold
her her first shirt.
"So, what you want?"
"A one way ticket to England."
"You got money?"
"How about the shirt off my back?"
THE END
Topless Boxer
II: Semi-Digested Knucklesandwich
The sequel starts with Ellen arriving in London and
trying to investigate Alan's killers / the militant hippies through the
organization they were allegedly part of but getting nowhere.
Then Mr. Haas (Eric Roberts) shows up in a wheelchair begging her to help him.
She natrually refuses, but then he explains the truth. The sequel would then
pretty much expand to reveal that Alan's hippie friends weren't actually
hippies protesting the boxing tournament out of ethical motivation, they were
just a bigger European crime syndicate posing as hippies so they could shut
down Mr. Haas's operation because he wouldn't cut them in on the profits. Like
in The Enforcer how they were just crimminals hiding behind politics. So now
Haas and Ellen both want revenge on the same people. He knows the contacts,
she's got the skills.
She'll start working of her way to the top of the underworld by infiltrating
the undreground topless boxing circuit in Europe and getting to know the
players so that she can ultimately take them down. She plans to win the
ultimate boxing match in Amsterdam and then kill the kingpin (played by Rutger
Hauer) at the celebration afterwards, but then the tables turn when they switch
it to a bare-chest-bare-knuckle match to the death.....againt her estranged
mother!
Obviously they have to team up, but the mother then gets killed anyway and Haas
kills the Dutch Kingpin and Ellen then has to chase Haas down in a
pulse-pounding vespa-against-wheelchair chase through the streets of Amsterdam and
beat him to death in Amersterdam's Red Light district while all the ladies of
the evening cheer her on.
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