Lethal Weapon

 

If you compare the opening scenes of Lethal Weapon and Lethal Weapon 4 you’ll see that one begins with a coked up hooker stumbling off a balcony during the Christmas season and falling several stories to her death and then the fourth film begins with a man doing the chicken dance in his undies in the street.  This is just an indication of the journey that takes place over the Lethal Weapon films.  The journey from being too old for this shit, to not being too old for this shit, to Chris Rock.

 

The Lethal Weapon series is made up of two badassed action cop movies and two family comedy movies.  I wouldn’t say that this series jumps genre with the same ambition as the Alien trilogy because action + time = comedy, so all Lethal Weapon did was embrace that equation.  Any given action series will ultimately become silly given the right amount of sequels, usually two max.  So Lethal Weapon kinda pulls an Eminem and makes a joke out of itself before anybody else has a chance.  You may find this cheap and dislike the second two films, however there’s no disputing the impact and significance of the first two films.

 

There’s a reason Shane Black is known as “the guy who wrote the script for Lethal Weapon” and not as “the guy who made pussy jokes in Predator”.  I think most guys could die with a smile on their face if they’d done nothing else with their life but make pussy jokes in Predator, and I’m not devaluing Shane Black’s acting, in fact I think he was the Lawrence Olivier of guys who tell pussy jokes then get killed by a space martian.  What I’m saying is that writing Lethal Weapon is one of the few monumental achievements that could overshadow his iconic performance in Predator.  A lot of youngsters probably take the ground that Lethal Weapon and Lethal Weapon 2 broke for granted and some people may even have a hard time separating them from the films they later inspired.

 

Sure, Tango & Cash had lots of good laughs, but the characters aren't anywhere near as memorable as Riggs and Murtaugh.  If the film hadn't been called Tango & Cash people probably wouldn't even remember the main characters' names (Tango and Cash, respectively).  Mel Gibson's performance as Riggs is memorably twitchy and not many screen cops on the verge of a nervous suicidal breakdown do Three Stooges impressions. 

 

Shane Black’s writing establishes Riggs’s insane depression through several sad scenes of Mel putting a gun in his mouth and then some awesome scenes of Riggs acting recklessly in police work including the best action sequence in a Christmas Tree lot ever.  Riggs also establishes his craziness by jumping off buildings and confronting snipers one on one from a point of disadvantage.  But for those members of the audience that appreciate more subtle character development in the tell-don't-show kinda way there's some great nuanced writing where Riggs's psychiatrist screams how INSANE and SUICIDAL Riggs is in front of the whole police department (I'm sure this violates doctor-patient confidentiality, but exposition is like a court order, it overrules all).

 

Shane Black also finds better way of dealing with Riggs’s character by making him kinda messed up from his days as a special forces ass-kicker and I think Black makes a good decision by having him become a cop.  Police work draws on Riggs’s skills of fighting, shooting, and in the case of this film, enduring torture.  A lot of movies that have ex-special forces highly classified ass-kickers as heroes, such as Man On Fire or On Deadly Ground or Transporter 2, usually give them some weird pacifist second career like babysitting or driving an ice cream truck or something that doesn’t seem like a logical choice for somebody with their background.  But a narc cop seems like a good fit to me.  It’s not as demanding as that Rambo jungle stuff, but the same principles apply.

 

Danny Glover's Murtaugh is also a surprise, most buddy action flicks fall into one of two traps:

 

A) making one hero a handsome, witty, perfect ass-kicking machine and the other bloke a useless old trout for comic relief

 

B) casting Will Smith

 

Lethal Weapon avoids both these trappings.  Danny Glover's Murtaugh is a distinguished family man ass-kicker.  I love the interrogation scene where they're beating him mercilessly and Murtaugh simply keeps retorting "Go spit!" to the ex-special forces badasses who are torturing him.  That's restraint!  Using a classy, unprofane expression like that in the face total hopelessness is something I'd expect of James Bond, not some guy with mustard stains on his tie gearing up for his pension. 

 

Murtaugh also stares down a car speeding towards him in a narrow alley and actually takes time to stretch his neck before deftly firing a bullet right through the driver's forehead.  Not many actors can pull off scenes where they're putting up with teasing from their kids and their wife's bad cooking, but can then do grade A ass kicking in the same movie and have it seem logical for it to be the same character.  But Glover locks this character's many sides down solid.  I've never been so intimidated by somebody in a sweater vest in all my cinematic viewing experience.

 

It’s also something that may escape modern audiences but Shane Black was really going against cop movie conventions with the Murtaugh character.  Considering Lethal Weapon is a film in the lineage of Dirty Harry and Harry Callahan went through on average 1.3 partners per films, it wouldn’t be unreasonable to kill Murtaugh off in either the first or second Lethal Weapon films.  If they’d killed him in part two it would be a great setup for a revenge film, but would’ve probably made it the last in the series.  It used to be almost a given that black characters would die in movies, especially horror and suspense.  Things have changed since then, but Shane Black’s script sets up to likelihood of Murtaugh’s death as a suspenseful possibility.  Black sets up this possibility with many other cop film conventions such as repeatedly mentioning Murtaugh’s impending retirement and the cop superstitions of dying very close to retirement.  But Black defies all these expectations and does not kill Murtaugh off. 

 

Obviously you’re not an idiot and if you’re approaching the Lethal Weapon films for the first time you know there are three sequels and you can look at the packaging and see Murtaugh on the cover of all of them so you know he survives.  Unless you concluded that he might die in the first one and then come back as an advisor ghost like Obi-Wan does in those Star Wars movies, in which case you are an idiot.  But at the time of the first film’s release, the possibility of Murtaugh’s death would’ve a source of tension in the film.

 

“The magic is back.”

 

That was the poster tag line for Lethal Weapon 2, when it was released.  I loved the first film but I wouldn’t exactly call a drunk ex-special forces guy crying in his trailer and putting a pistol in his mouth magical.  I mean, I could see that being applied to Lord of the Rings or something, but Lethal Weapon wasn’t a film I’d ever have considered magical.  However, the trailer for Lethal Weapon 2 had a much better tag line.  It showed Murtaugh’s house exploding and the flaming toilet landing on the hood of a cop car and Mr. Movie Trailer Voice announces “This summer they’re not taking any crap!”

 

And thus the beginning of the humourization of Lethal Weapon.  I’m not saying that the second one is a comedy feature the way parts three and four are, but we start to get a level of one-liners and comic relief characters of an action film like Die Hard.  This film is still striving for brutality, even more so than the first one, but they’re peppering it with more laughs.

 

The action in this instalment is actually more violent than the first film, but the laughs are actually just as brutal as the action parts.  There’s a scene early on where Riggs is demonstrating that he can free himself from a straightjacket by dislocating his shoulder.  This is pretty good character development and it’s being played for laughs, but in a Jackass kind of way where it hurts to watch somebody torture himself, but it’s still funny too.  I’m also pretty sure that scene where a guy gets decapitated by a projectile surf board is also supposed to be funny, but again, funny in a brutal violent kinda way. 

 

Even the scene where Murtaugh finds his toilet has been rigged with a bomb and he can’t get off it.  That bomb is going to kill him, it’s going to blow him apart junk first.  But that’s implicitly funny, right?  I’m sure I’m not just some sadist for finding humour in these scenes.  I’m sure they were intended to have a black humour to them because the film’s actual action set pieces, although approached with equal brutality, are intense and done without any jokeyness.  I never find myself laughing at any key plot point.  Richard Donner is a director who obviously knows how to subtly shift tone so that dismemberment is funny early in the film when it happens to insignificant henchman and brutally sadistic later on in the film when it happens to key villains.

 

Lethal Weapon 2 is also groundbreaking as a sequel in that it’s personal revenge film, but the hero is getting revenge for a character who wasn’t even alive in the first instalment.  Shane Black does some clever writing to reveal that Riggs’s dead wife was actually murdered in a way that doesn’t contradict the first film.  And he does it in a way that makes sense.

 

This film is also interesting in that it’s a double-decker revenge.  The villain not only killed Riggs’s wife before the first film took place, but he also killed his present girlfriend from this movie.  The killing of the present girlfriend was actually added in postproduction reshoots.  If you watch the special features on the DVD you can see the original ending they filmed where the girlfriend is alive and well and enjoying Thanksgiving dinner.  I think this is one of the few cases where reshoots and a new ending actually made a film more hardcore.  But this was back in the 1980s when action films were considered just meathead entertainment for guys and they probably only test screened for the meathead demographic who demanded more brutality.  These days they try to make movies accessible to everybody and so recuts and reshoots usually result in a film that is more bland, soft, and unbalanced.

 

I’m glad they didn’t go with the happy Thanksgiving ending, but the way they do end is still kinda funny.  After a fierce fight to the finish at the docks against the South African baddies Riggs and Murtaugh just lie there in a pile of blood and dead bodies chuckling with each other like one of them farted or something and then this wacky soft rock song that sounds like the theme from Baywatch starts playing and the credits roll. 

 

I know I’d be proud of killing all those corrupt drug dealing diplomats and revoking their diplomatic immunity with bullets and all, but I don’t know if a whole-hearted chuckle would come out right away like that.  I know these guys are sadists and all, but maybe a more restrained handshake and a smile would’ve been more realistic given the circumstances.  I guess I like that they’re laughing next to the bodies of the guys they killed and when I watch this film I usually feel compelled to laugh along with them until that Hall ‘n Oats sounding music starts playing and then I question what it is I’m laughing at.

 

“The magic is back again!”

 

This was this unimaginative tag line to promote Lethal Weapon 3.  And it made me actually go and consult IMDB to see if the tag line for the first film was “The magic is here.”  But it wasn’t.  The first one had two tag lines:

 

“If these two can learn to stand each other... the bad guys don't stand a chance.”

 

“Two Cops. Glover carries a weapon..... Gibson is one. He's the only L.A cop registered as a Lethal Weapon”

 

Neither of these tag lines have anything to do with magic, and like I said, I didn’t consider the first film or the second to really be magical as much as they were ass-kicking.  But if ‘magic’ is the word you use to describe the first one, then fine, you could argue that the magic came back for the second one.  But using it for the third one is a bit of stretch seeing as Lethal Weapon 3 is a clear break in genre from the previous two, so therefore if there is magic, it’s not back because this is new magic, romantic comedy magic.  Maybe the tag line should’ve been “Some new-school magic is about to hit.”  or maybe Heeeeyyyyyy! We got Rene Russo! Come check this out!”

 

I have yet to meet anybody who doesn’t think this is the weakest film in the series.  The switch in genre to outright comedy is a bit jarring.  The one-liners and witty banter that kept the second film flowing go into overdrive on this one.  The jokes are okay and most of the action sequences are actually very well staged.  But it definitely doesn’t keep the pace up and the lack of a strong villain really costs the film.  I guess when your other three villains are Gary Busey, a bunch of crazy South African diplomats, and Jet Li you can afford to strike out on the villain front once in series.

 

I know the previous Lethal Weapon films are structured around their action sequences, but this film is a landmark in that it is structured around the scheduled real life demolition of several structures in California.  The housing development that they set on fire and knock down with trucks at the end of the film was actually a real housing development that had gone bust and the builder had to destroy it.  So they got Riggs and Murtaugh to do it.  When Riggs and Murtaugh accidentally destroy City Hall at the beginning they really do it because that was an old City Hall that was already scheduled to be destroyed and the staff had been relocated.  It’s a shame the producers did think really big and work in the Berlin Wall while they were at it.

 

My favourite part of the film is a wacky vigilante montage where Murtaugh goes berserk and runs around with an uzi showing up in people’s homes and waking them up at night to shake them and ask “Where’d this gun come from?  Who put this gun on the street?”

 

Shane Black did not return to write this sequel.  It seems that he thought he could actually be something other “the guy who and wrote those Lethal Weapon movies” but not “that guy who made pussy jokes in Predator”.  Unfortunately that year he aimed to be “that guy who wrote The Last Action Hero” instead, but that was a label that he thankfully outlived.  I guess if Shane Black was in the mood to write an existentialist action spoof then I’m glad he didn’t do it with the Lethal Weapon series.

 

Shane Black returned to help contribute a bit of dialogue for the fourth film.  Lethal Weapon 4 was still a comedy like the third one, but this time it was actually pretty funny and the action was more inventive.  This time they simply stated:

 

“The gang’s all here.”

 

I guess ‘the magic’ got too old for this shit.  Aside from Riggs continuing his character arc from badassed ex-special forces maniac to smartass joker they actually bring in an actual stand-up comedian to make sure you know they’re doing a comedy on purpose.  Chris Rock plays a character who basically just does Chris Rock comedy monologues.

 

In part 3 Riggs quit smoking.  But I guess that was also supposed to be representative of him quitting all his oral fixations because he doesn’t stick a pistol in his mouth anymore either.  He even mocks his former psychiatrist and jests at the silliness of psychiatry, so maybe he’s a scientologist now too.

 

This film is also a testament to Mel Gibson’s acting powers.  He’s finally ditched the Martin Riggs action mullet and plaid shirt tucked into tight jeans that really defined the character’s iconic look.  Riggs now has short hair and sports a leather jacket and basically looks exactly like Gibson’s character in Payback, but Gibson’s acting is so strong that despite identical appearances you wouldn’t have to watch either film for more than a second to know which character you’re looking at.

 

I guess a few things do make this sequel special.  The release date being one.  They waited just long enough to put this film out that it was clearly not just filmed back to back with the third one or greenlighted as soon as the third one made X amount of dollars.  But they also released it while there were still young enough people to remember the first one.  Quite unusual for a fourth entry when compared to Die Hard, Terminator, and Indiana Jones.

 

The other thing that makes this sequel special is that it brought Jet Li to the West.  Out of Lethal Weapon 4 Jet Li launched a career in mostly American movies that mostly weren’t very good.  The weird thing is that it was a really inventive move in the first Lethal Weapon to make the Riggs character a martial arts expert.  This was one of the first films to show an American action hero using Asian martial arts in a typically American cop action plot line.  A year after Lethal Weapon’s release Steven Seagal would debut with Above the Law and do the same thing and it would become a staple of his films as well as many other American action films from then on. 

 

So I guess you could call it coming full circle to bring in Jet Li as a legitimate martial arts master after having Mel Gibson pretend to be one in the previous films.  You could argue that Riggs had studied Asian martial arts and then has to fight the source.  However I don’t think so.  But Riggs doesn’t really use any of his advanced martial arts skills in the final fight against Jet Li at the end.  I think they just made the villains kung-fu triad members because they flipped that action screenwriter’s coin that has Russian mafia stamped on one side and Chinese triads on the other.  But of the two comedy entries in the series part 4 is definitely the better of the two and there are some good jokes involving torturing an elderly man at the dentist’s office.

 

I definitely feel that the two comedies sequels are where Lethal Weapon definitely becomes what it inspires.  However, they are sequels and so they have that base of the first two films and they build the humour on those.  Most descendants of Lethal Weapon don’t take the time and care to build the relationships at the core of this series and films like Rush Hour, Tango & Cash, Men In Black, Bad Boyz, all skip right to Lethal Weapon 3.  The filmmakers behind descendants know the audience knows the formula and so they don’t feel like they have to connect the dots, but it’s the character moments that really make these films classic.

 

A lot of people like to compare Lethal Weapon and Die Hard, mostly because they came out within a year of each other, but also because they are both set at Christmas time in Los Angeles and feature cops as heroes and have been hugely influential and spawned three sequels each.  But these films have completely different structures.  Lethal Weapon belongs more in the lineage of Dirty Harry and Bullit where the story is in the form of an investigation over several days but involves less detective work and more car chasing, tough talking, and fighting than what Colombo would’ve been up for.  In a sense the mystery comes to the heroes and I’m pretty sure James Ellroy would find it a simple procedural.  Die Hard was never about police work or investigation and the structure of taking place all in one night in one location is completely different than Lethal Weapon.

 

Lethal Weapon will always represent the pinnacle of buddy coppery and a milestone in 1980s action cinema.  I believe strongly in the timeless characters and standard of action in these films and have great respect for the lethality of weapons and not being of too old for this shit as well the return of the magic, and I know that you do too.

 

 

 

 

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