GANGSTAVISION

DMX plays Sweet-tooth, a low level thug who's never gone to jail because he thinks he has good intuition about scores. The Game plays Hustla Charlie, his partner in crime. Sweet-tooth constantly has premonitions, some help him plan scores, others are total red herrings, and some only make sense after they've come true.

Sweet-tooth starts testing his powers and planning bigger and bigger scores and getting richer and richer because he can see things, like stuff about security systems and if the cops are coming. But then he foresees Hustla double-crossing him and refuses to believe his lifelong best friend would screw him. So they go on their biggest heist yet, stealing the blood diamond from a corrupt NSA agent (James Spader). They get away with the diamond but Hustla shoots Sweet-tooth several times in the back and once in the head and throws his body off a bridge.

Sweet-tooth washes up miles up the river where a tribe of Native Americans tend to his wounds and bring him back to health. Sweet-tooth notices that he now has telekinetic powers from getting shot in the head, but he can't really control them. And his visions are more cryptic than ever.

Sweet-tooth talks to a tribesman about how he can see things and they tell him he must go see The Oracle (Kathy Bates). He climbs up a giant mountain and she tells him that he currently can see bits of everything and move something a little, but if he completes a spiritual journey he will be able to see all and move all. So he takes some drugs from her and we get a On Deadly Ground style spiritual journey, except at the part where he gets to the cave. Instead of like in the Seagal movie where he must choose between the beauty of a young woman and the wisdom of an old woman, in this movie the cave just has a bunch of hot chicks played by Erica Campbell, Bianca Beauchamp, Veronica Zemanova, and Sophie Howard and he starts having an orgy with them. But a cobra sneaks up him while he's having the orgy and he can suddenly see through the snakes eyes so he turns around and crushes it and then wakes up back with The Oracle and she says "Your jounrey is complete.... you now have the power of the hawk!"

The next shot is of Sweet-tooth climbing onto a mountain top with Indian war paint and calmly sinking into a meditation pose and a hawk takes off from a nearby nest. Sweet-tooth controls the hawk to fly in town and Sweet-tooth sees through its eyes that Hustla is living in his mansion, which he's redecorated with statues of famous black musicians, and banging his wife (Megan Good). He controls the hawk to pluck out Hustla's eyes while he's getting a blowjob from Megan Good. Hustla starts screaming at his security guards to follow the hawk! A chase scene involving rapper cars chasing a hawk ensues.

His security guards come back later in the evening and tell him they followed the hawk to an Indian reservation and that Sweet-tooth is still alive there. So Hustla calls James Spader anonymously and tells him that Sweet-tooth has the blood diamond and that he's hiding it with a tribe of Indians. So James Spader and a bunch of corrupt NSA guys driving black hummers roll up on the reservation and Sweet-tooth and the tribe must use Apocalypto style maneouvers to kill them all.

Then Sweet-tooth rides into town and struts into his old mansion. Hustla can't see so he thinks it's his security guard (who was played by Ving Rhames BTW) asking if Sweet-tooth is dead and then Sweet-tooth reveals that it's he and smashes Hustla's blind head in with a bust of Ray Charles.

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